Roy Hodgson said Crystal Palace were “a boxer fighting in a class he’s not able to handle” after their 4-0 Premier League loss to Manchester United.
“We took blows to the chin and got knocked down, but we didn’t stay on the canvas. We tried to get up as best we could,” added Palace boss Hodgson.
The Eagles have lost their first seven games this season without scoring.
It is the worst start ever by a team in the top four divisions of professional football in England.
After being beaten 5-0 at Manchester City last weekend, the former England boss used a different colourful analogy to describe his side’s predicament, suggesting they had “been given a headache and have to try to find the aspirin”.
The 70-year-old is also known for his love of literature – citing John Updike, Philip Roth and Saul Bellow as being among his favourite authors.
In the aftermath of his resignation following England’s defeat by Iceland at Euro 2016, he quoted Shakespeare in his final media conference, saying: “I suppose someone has to come and take the slings and arrows.”
Hogdson, who took over at Palace on 12 September after Frank de Boer was fired five games into the campaign, has been hampered by injuries to his strikers.
With record signing Christian Benteke ruled out for six weeks with a knee injury, winger Bakary Sako started up front. He was replaced by 24-year-old debutant Freddie Ladapo, who has scored most of his goals for non-league Grays and Margate, in the second half.
“We are playing a left winger from Wolves at centre forward, which is a position he has never played before in his life,” added Hodgson of Sako.
“Freddie Ladapo come on for his first Premier League game after being signed from non-league a couple of years ago, and he’s never had a sniff of first-team football.
“That’s our choice at the moment or we go to the 4-6-0 system.”
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